If your current boring old, fancy schmancy doormat doesn't strike fear into your visitors, then obviously you need one that does, like this cool new Alligator Manhole Cover Doormat...
If your current boring old, fancy schmancy doormat doesn't strike fear into your visitors, then obviously you need one that does, like this cool new Alligator Manhole Cover Doormat. At first, it may seem odd that you have a manhole cover in front of your door, but upon closer look, it's revealed that there's a giant man-eating alligator lurking beneath it. A Ninja Turtle would be better, but a sewer-dwelling, all grown up baby alligator is still fun.
